Glyphosate is one of the most toxic chemicals to life and humans on the planet. It is found in Roundup and sprayed all over the world on all GMO crops, in people's yards, on school grounds, on the sides of our roads, and on all food imported into the United States at the dock yards, including organic foods. It has made its way into vaccines, drinking water and pollutes the very air we breathe. Glyphosate enters the DNA of all living beings and dysregulates it. This essay was inspired by the author’s discovery that glyphosate toxicity was the culprit of her sudden onset hyperthyroidism. It is a How-To Book on Detoxification of Glyphosate through functional nutritional support and homeopathic clearing of glyphosate.